clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

by websheep March 13, 2009

No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009

weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009

Soapy Cleanser

While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.

Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.

by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Ms.Clean

when a girl puts toothpaste on your dick and uses it as a toothbrush to clean her mouth leaving it minty fresh

yo i gave ur mom a ms.clean lastnight

by brad swikawoski March 13, 2010