cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

rub your chub

to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere

Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot

by gary anal November 23, 2009

Grub hub chub rub

When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.

Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.

by Mycatlego July 20, 2021

2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.

what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.

by 2 beer January 04, 2004

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

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by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 01, 2011

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 06, 2023