cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

rub your chub

to stroke your cock up and down until you nut everywhere

Go rub your chub when you get home you faggot

by gary anal November 23, 2009

Grub hub chub rub

When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.

Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.

by Mycatlego July 19, 2021

2 beer half chub queer

when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.

what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.

by 2 beer January 3, 2004

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

Dominic

Shut up John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

by [e-mail] January 22, 2021

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016

Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018