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Christianity

One woman’s lie to cover up an affair that got way outta control
the criminal code as a reply to the commandments is Christianity
by Tricky Surrey January 8, 2020
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Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.
Bro Christian is so trash.
by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019
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Christian

The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.
"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"
by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016
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Christian

"That Christian is being really mean ".
by Wildguy February 13, 2017
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Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.
*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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Christianity

A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread
Christianity worships the bread man
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Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.
by 0____0 November 8, 2018
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