Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
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