baked children

the act of dressing up as santa and then having sex in an e-z-bake oven

i used the baked children on my girlfriend last week

by jose the mexican gardener January 10, 2009

Connection Children

What a person who varily understands English, would call siamese twins.

These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.

Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433

by jeffbo September 12, 2009

Childress Texas

A town in Texas, close to the Oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like Oklahoma. Home to morons who think it's cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. There are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40' cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. These same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
Childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
Childress is famed for it's successful hospital, employing underpaid niggers that can't buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve Childress' many alcoholics.
Most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you're an asshole.

Damn I need to take a dump. I'll stop in Childress Texas before I cross into Oklahoma....they don't have room for any more shit over there.

by billybaptist January 27, 2011

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

A movie that will never come out... no matter how long its gonna take... -_-;

Evan:I wish that FFVII AC would come out...
Jun: It'll never come out...
Evan: damn.

by asdfqweryu July 23, 2005

children of bodom

A very talented band, which would be much better with a coherent singer.

Did he just say he was going to eat my mom, or was he talking about flowers?

by The Dylan July 19, 2005

Children Of Bodom

A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.

Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!

Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*

by I'llHurtYouBitch October 10, 2012

Think about the children

What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.

Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

by a guy named Hashbrown May 31, 2022