Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

Carson Wentz

Mediocre pussy.

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."

by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Carson

Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.

Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!

by carsonsgirlforlife December 11, 2020

Carson Bleeks

If your name is carson bleeks you have a hot sister named Maya Bleeks

Your name is carson bleeks, Do you have a hot sister?

by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

Carson

conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.

"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!

by catrabies October 27, 2023

Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff

If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson

by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019

Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor

Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!

by BigTichington March 21, 2021