Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.

Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.

by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016

Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 11, 2018

Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018