Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 21, 2022
Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.
Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 02, 2022
by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020
Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
by Testeacles April 01, 2023
by 420 time September 20, 2010
When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011