The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.
-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.
by hotcarl4u September 18, 2007
When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!
by bolt451 November 17, 2009
Carlos Mencia is a comedian who is both german and honduran, and changed his name to carlos mencia because it is obviously better to be latino than white. Also he swears to much no one can understand him, makes racial jokes and talks about how bad it is to be white or black or asian or any other race
Carlos Mencia: Man, fuck that shit man! Black people beaner white people Bitch Shit man! Asian mexican white trash. Arab people blow up shit man!
by dister May 19, 2009
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by XXXkid12 January 25, 2020
The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
musty carlos
by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014
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