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Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).
"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."
by AndyArken August 16, 2025
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Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt
Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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Caped on the net

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”
by Instigator642 March 7, 2025
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Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.
1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
by HolyFluid August 8, 2024
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cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .
Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .
by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
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Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.
Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.
by thetransition April 17, 2025
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Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.
Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."
by realorius May 13, 2025
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