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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum Newberry needs to pass his peepee smh.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
mugGet the Callum Newberrymug.

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis
Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain
by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019
mugGet the Callum Cainmug.

CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy
Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum
by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018
mugGet the CALLUMmug.

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra
Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison
by Hello bish October 15, 2018
mugGet the Callum Harrisonmug.

Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever
Callum you so smart
by Luke mattww February 3, 2021
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
by little pp man April 17, 2020
mugGet the Callum Drunkmug.

Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
He is such a callum doherty
by Smile to your master May 4, 2018
mugGet the Callum dohertymug.

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