wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

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Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

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Isabelle that gets called Bella

her name is isabelle but everyone calls her bella because she's so white like bella from twilight. she is a freak for the theatre kid with glasses. she looks as if the Lorax met hitler and became friends

Bella!! no my name is isabelle but i guess i'm just Isabelle that gets called bella

by ifindthissofunby April 17, 2025

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Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.

She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

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Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

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