cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”

by LCBAS June 1, 2018

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

by Rodge July 6, 2023

Cabbage-Nigger

An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).

Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.

by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 3, 2021

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010