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Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021
mugGet the Crunchiemug.

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
mugGet the Crunchy Batsonmug.

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
mugGet the crunchy bungmug.

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
mugGet the crunchymug.

crunchy nuggets, curly fries

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.
by scraven41987 January 29, 2014
mugGet the crunchy nuggets, curly friesmug.

Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.
“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
by novamoons December 10, 2023
mugGet the Crunchymug.

Crunchy

You trash
You sound crunchy.
by BasicAsses May 27, 2018
mugGet the Crunchymug.

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