The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.

John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.

by The Missile August 6, 2012

Nextstep Coaching

A comprehensive personal training, mindset, nutrition, lifestyle, and body transformation coaching service which delivers the highest quality results possible!

I wish I would have started with Nextstep Coaching sooner!

by Nscoaching November 23, 2021

Nextstep Coaching

A comprehensive personal training, mindset, nutrition, lifestyle, and body transformation coaching service which delivers the highest quality results possible!

I wish I would have started with Nextstep Coaching sooner! I have achieved so much, so fast!

by Nscoaching November 23, 2021

Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.

Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.

by I train UFC November 23, 2021