Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.

"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."

by Chris O.. September 4, 2008

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

cartilage lift

a boner, usually a weiner that is hard

This girl was grinding on me and i got a cartilage lift. I was like hells yea.

by Colin, Alec, and Jon August 3, 2005

certigy

they compromised my integrity

someone hacked us, you may be compromised by certigy
sorry to inform you via letter, but you've been compromised

by devin57 November 22, 2007

Cartini

To have a cocktail in one's car on the way to a club.

Keith had a cartini while being driven to the club.

by andylv82 February 22, 2009

cartiglia

The soft tissue that travels from the vagina to the anus. Some girls have it some girls don't.

My dick bumped into her cartiglia and slid directly into her ass.

by celison December 10, 2010

Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.

I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?

by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009