First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".
Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.
by Reiffenstein March 21, 2012
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First Bowl

Getting to be the first user of a particular public bathroom stall of the day, while it’s still clean and sanitary.
I get to work early everyday so that I can get First Bowl
by Rich Markle May 14, 2022
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The First Protogen

The first Protogen ever created appeared in 1990 and was made out of latex, machine's, Wolf/Dog, and a 19 year old boy. He was named Prototype-0001 and was known as the only Protogen who can use magic. He was run to many test and modification. His mask/helmet is able to be taken off to reveal his real face, without it he is able to use magic and with it he isn't able to use it. He can speak symbols whenever he is stressed. He can use different codes that will effect and change his physical body. He is known to take care multiple animals but is sometimes a prankster by faking a kill.
The First Protogen is safe and is quite playful
by Mask-C June 24, 2022
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The first Protogen

The very first Protogen ever to be created is made out of latex, Wolf/Dog, machines, and a 19 year old child. He is named as Prototype-0001 and is able to be speak symbols everytime is stressed out.

There are 10 More Prototypes and the last one is chosen to be the perfect first Protogen. The name of the first Protogen is x-881cj9.

Prototype-0001 is able to take of it's mask and reveal it's face and it will be able to use it's magic but with the mask on it cannot use it. Prototype-0001 is capable of using different codes by scanning it with it's mask and it will effect its physical form.
Examples:
Giga
Beast
War

He is 9'0-9'1 and is quite friendly but hate it when someone hurts a animal.
The first Protogen is safe to be touch and is friendly to children
by Mask-C June 24, 2022
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First Possum

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.
by Rhotundra July 28, 2011
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first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training
Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.
by Javier Z. May 11, 2008
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factor first

our new motto in Mrs. Gruman's Algerbra 2H class that means to factor first!
'Factor first!' reminded mrs. gruman trying to add humor in the classroom
by JackieC January 26, 2004
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