Burglartory

Used to describe an activity or an action which looks criminally suspicious

Guy 1: Gets up and leaves the monopoly game.
Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."

by Nigzilla197 October 8, 2023

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 March 9, 2011

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

by MudJones November 26, 2013

turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

by VerlinHays January 6, 2017

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017