befer

one who looks like a chode

chasen, a kid from our school is a befer

by justin tucker May 26, 2008

buffery

big curley haired twat, no brains, has a so called 12" cock, (yeah right), needs 2 learn 2 shut his god damn face
twat

12" cocked fuck face

by im a fucking jew and i luv it June 27, 2004

buffer

The name by which gipsy’s call people, who live on the grid, with social security numbers, attend school, and own a home. A buffer is the term that the gipsy’s call basically real people, whom they lift stuff off of. As used on the FX show The Riches

I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.

by John Yanchunis December 24, 2008

buer

An adjective to describe a person who attempts to wedge numerous Chipotle burritos in their anal orifice. See also douchebag and fuckface.

Adam is the most talented buer I know- he fit 4 burritos.

by Maa-King-Bird-Yeah October 3, 2003

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

buffer

Someone who sucks dick for cocaine.

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.

by Maguire September 9, 2003

Buerptz

Buerptz, derived from burp, is a complex word used to describe, among other things, a person with a substantial drinking problem. Originally used to describe Mustang Eddie, buerptz can be used interchangeably with any curse word.

1) Hey Andy, you're a buerptz!

2) What do you mean you can't go shooting? Don't be such a buerptz.
3) Once again, I have owned you with the buerptz.

by buerptzmaster September 10, 2010