Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.

For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."

by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.

"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."

by Wingy July 4, 2006

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.

I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!

by Vorsteher Agony May 7, 2021

Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned

Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"

by Master gopher January 20, 2015