Brady Jackson

(adj) - to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash.

please, visualize it...

...go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you.

Brady jackson fails at littering

by lftrpllr September 15, 2009

tom brady

1) best quarterback ever. period.
2) loved by true fans, hated by losers who are jealous.
3) sometimes called overrated, but people forget that you cant be overrated when you have won 3 superbowls with high-school quality wide receivers.

tom brady is the best quarterback ever even though people say its all his receivers. i guess its totally his fault he finally has someone like randy moss to throw to.

by aj the ninja January 1, 2008

Tom Brady

Person who sometimes looks like he wants to be called gay. Great QB though.

Tom Brady has 2 sisters, the stupidest looking smile ever, and whenever he talks on TV he has to cuss, perhaps trying to make him sound masculent. After all that, makes it sound kind of strange that you could compare him to Steve Young.

by Spikesy July 17, 2006

Carol Brady

Receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich.

Saul got a Carol Brady after the party from Muriel.

by Saul Millsap November 29, 2010

tom brady

an incredibly beautiful man; model-like looks; amazing quarterback

Oh my gosh, you're so hot! You look like Tom Brady!

by davidleefan February 29, 2008

Tom Brady

Best NFL Quarterback to ever play the game.

Person 1: Look its the greatest QB to ever play the game!
Person 2: OMG where do you see Tom Brady?

by stangg July 16, 2008

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the quarterback of the New England Patriots. Because he won three super bowls in four years, people tend to dislike him. Sometimes they call him things such as "homo", "crybaby", and they say that he can't win without his receivers. However, experts call him one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. Ninety-eight percent of all accusations aren't exactly true, they just make all the non-fans feel better.

Tom Brady lead the Patriots to super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004. His wife's name is Gisele.

Non-fan: Tom Brady is homo.
Pats fan: No, he has a wife.
Non-fan: he's so dumb.
Pats fan: I dunno about that . . . he's said to be one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history. And he's got the rings to show for it. Or have you forgot that he lead the Patriots to three super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004?
Non-fan: you just love him because he plays for New England.
Pats fan: you just hate him because he plays for New England.

by Yo Zo March 20, 2014