Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.
by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016
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"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
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Dude 2: "DUUUUUUDE same."
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by Totallynothospice July 25, 2016
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Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!
by High Octane Wayne December 4, 2019
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by jonghyun’s toenails October 11, 2020
Get the bling bling mug.Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
Get the ding-a-ling bling mug.All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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