Blimple

When a Husky breaks into your house and shits in your shoes

"Damn it, the neighbor's dog blimpled me again"

by LeBigCatto September 23, 2022

blomfunk

1. A reference to any downtempo music that one might describe as being both mellow and funky, and often associated with recording artists like Curtis Mayfield, Aaron Neville, and The Meters.

Bob: Hey, mind if I throw on some music?
Charlie: Got anything chill? I need to unwind.
Bob: Absolutely. In fact, all I listen to these days are blomfunk classics.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022

Blomfunk

1. An up-and-coming streetwear clothing brand known for their cool, original, and underground t-shirt designs.

Ann: Have you checked out Blomfunk's latest tees?
Dave: Yeah, but I was a few hours late for this week's drop and they were already sold out.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022

blomfunk

1. To chill out, and consume drugs.
2. A preparatory drug session to achieve the desired mindset before attempting to go somewhere else.

For several years he lived with some sketchy dudes in a large flat near Soi Cowboy, and on most evenings a handful of working girls would drop by to blomfunk before going to work.

by Tokeboar October 1, 2022

bliming header

Most likely a friend of yours who is of his fucking rocker

Charlie is a bliming header he just punched a dog

by Specel October 8, 2022

Blifl

When you think your dad is running up the stairs, but it's actually an earthquake

Thought dad came home early today, but it was just a blifl

by SaraBear2412 October 17, 2022

blmf

blmf stands for a bichless mother fucker like touch grass you dumbass

person 1:why you such a blmf go touch grass dumbass B)
person 2:WHY WAAA WAAA WAA WAA

by dickdickman27 October 25, 2022