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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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sergeant bishop

To fuck a dog while taking a shit in a girls mouth
I walked into my house and saw my little sister and my brother and dog named willer giving each-other a Sergeant bishop
by dickmouth dhdjdjd September 10, 2021
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bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.
I have a sweaty bishops biff.
by Haytertom August 5, 2019
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Hayleigh bishop

by Talia rose Nguyen November 21, 2021
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bishop ackland

Slags everywhere and up west they is a slag called siena lucia
Siena lucia is the biggest slag about in bishop ackland and west ackland
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
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bishop vanburen

Very attractive and knows what the girls want, also very good in bed. Can get any girl. Listens to the best music and is also very clever.
I wish i could find a bishop vanburen in my life so i could get a break from my stupid husband.
by the defninition master February 26, 2015
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