Crossjawed bipolar

Saying hello and talking nicely to someone while crossing your jaw to the side bad mouthing them to the person next to you

Ricky baker: hey Simon how are you mate? Simon: yeah good mate .... Simon to Nic that cunts a fuck wit I hate that dog. Nic: mate you have crossjawed bipolar 😂

by Thesneakyscaffolder July 30, 2017

dirty Binodh

Someone who has been fucked in the street or fucked someone in the street

I did a dirty Binodh last night

by Ftjegmev eg September 6, 2022

Emotionally Bipolar

To not know what one wants and constantly change one's mind relating to emotions and relationships.

Emotionally Bipolar example:
Says "I want a break." Two minutes later Says "why arnt you texting me"
Or
Says "I want kids with you." Then you say you want kids and they say "You want kids with me I don't want kids anymore"

by KBBx3 April 20, 2023

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder

Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.

It looks like there someone with a Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder roaming and on the loose.

by SrEgg November 27, 2021

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025