heavy metal belt 

a black leather belt with studs around the sides.. now know as an emo belt commonly worn my an emo fag.only a retarded trend such as emo could run such a cool belt into the ground and make it the belt of choice for a fag..

that gay little emo kid has a heavy metal belt, that fuckin pussy ass poser bitch...

heavy metal belt by psychobmx™ September 20, 2005

Vastity Belt

A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.

Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!

Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!

Vastity Belt by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Orion's Belt

When a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. This can continue until she sees stars and passes out.

Dude, this girl was going down on me and I totally went all Orion's Belt on her to get the most out of it!

Orion's Belt by alissa_dawg August 25, 2009

Brotility Belt 

When wearing gym/running/mesh shorts with the waist low enough to see boxers/underwear, a bro is able to use the inside of his underwear to hold valuables such as cell phone and car keys. Object will be held up from falling down by waist band of shorts, and held up against body by underwear.

Dude you need to borrow a phone? I got you! Let me get it from my brotility belt.

Brotility Belt by lawofbroski October 28, 2010

Choose-A-Belt 

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

Choose-A-Belt by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Canadian Chastity Belt 

Denim underwear.

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.

Canadian Chastity Belt by canuks rule October 28, 2009

Shoelace Belt 

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.

Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."

Shoelace Belt by Johnnygetsilly January 26, 2011