woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
by goosenard June 30, 2006
the football match on monday was a real battle of the booties - or - the football match on monday was a real booty battle
by petey August 23, 2003
Battle Creek is actually the 3rd biggest city in Michigan by land size coming in just a little smaller than GR. (Don't believe me, google it) It ain't shitz to do in the city club wise cause mf's always acting up but it's still all love and all family. So don't think you can come to the Creek and set up shop. Ask them Detroit and Chicago niccas. But for real it ain't all that bad to live or visit. It's a growing city so keep your eyes peeled.
by Mr. Idontgiveafuck July 01, 2017
A two or more player game, preferably two, guys whack eachother off and whoever comes first, looses.
D-Wreck:Dude, lets play battle shafts!(said in a really intense powerful tone)
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!
Falex: OK!
*time......*
Falex: Damnit D-Wreck! You always win this game!
by Janebaby May 08, 2009
Heres an improved definition.
A Japanese movie. This movie is about, basically, a government plan to reduce poverty levels by getting rid of the one thing that keeps them down, the youth of the nation. The thing is, the government passed a law called the BR act. In it, a class of 9th grade students is put on a completely deserted island with explosive collars on. If they try to take it off, it explodes. If they are in a danger zone, it explodes and any of the people who run the contest can detonate it using a remote, too. If there is more than one survivor by the end of the 3 days, all of the collars explode. Each student is given a pack with food, water, a map, a flashlight and most importantly, a weapon. SOme get cool weapons (guns), some get average weapons (sharp objects), while others get completely screwed (Nannahara's pot-lid, for example). In the movie, the class that is chosen is also given 2 new transfer students. One of the transer students (Kawada Shugo) is experienced and knows a way out. The other transfer student (Kiriyama Kazuo) is psychotic and crazy. This movie, in my opinion, is great and should be watched by everyone. It is good in every categorie (except for family friendlieness, but who looks for that?) and pretty entertaining while at the same time thought provoking! Another interesting note is that it was based off a novel and also has a manga.
A Japanese movie. This movie is about, basically, a government plan to reduce poverty levels by getting rid of the one thing that keeps them down, the youth of the nation. The thing is, the government passed a law called the BR act. In it, a class of 9th grade students is put on a completely deserted island with explosive collars on. If they try to take it off, it explodes. If they are in a danger zone, it explodes and any of the people who run the contest can detonate it using a remote, too. If there is more than one survivor by the end of the 3 days, all of the collars explode. Each student is given a pack with food, water, a map, a flashlight and most importantly, a weapon. SOme get cool weapons (guns), some get average weapons (sharp objects), while others get completely screwed (Nannahara's pot-lid, for example). In the movie, the class that is chosen is also given 2 new transfer students. One of the transer students (Kawada Shugo) is experienced and knows a way out. The other transfer student (Kiriyama Kazuo) is psychotic and crazy. This movie, in my opinion, is great and should be watched by everyone. It is good in every categorie (except for family friendlieness, but who looks for that?) and pretty entertaining while at the same time thought provoking! Another interesting note is that it was based off a novel and also has a manga.
I'm American but I'm not some wapanese, I liked Battle Royale alot for what it was, not just because it was Japanese.
Fav part? Probably when Kitano shot his cell phone. Best hang-up EVER! BR 2 isn't that good but it's okay.
Fav part? Probably when Kitano shot his cell phone. Best hang-up EVER! BR 2 isn't that good but it's okay.
by horror_blood August 23, 2004
The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.
Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.
by littlebaz328 August 28, 2009
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
by lysdexiar31 March 14, 2007