Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

mofo bastard

a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out piss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks shit about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.

if that mofo bastard dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican ass!!!

by atrishae May 7, 2008

Lying Bastard

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard because he said that the government did all they could concerning covid19

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard.

by Mr JP Mc January 30, 2021

orange bastard

A Northern Irish British Protestant who supports the orange order.

by lervet June 6, 2003

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007

California Bastard

also known as a CB, it`s a guy who dresses only in Hollister, American Eagle, or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing as if they lived in California.

Guy1: Yo, check out that guy with all his Hollister crap, what a california bastard

by C K Y April 6, 2009

Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.

Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".

by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006