Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

Fat Bastard

A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.

"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."

by Cozy dog April 22, 2021

Ignorant Bastard

Some fucker who gets on your nerves whether he/she knows it or not.

Guy1: All our fucking Physics teacher does is talk about religion and other shit
Guy2: Yeah I have him for freshman science. He sure is an Ignorant Bastard.

by Dirty Mike and the gang November 18, 2013

orange bastard

A Northern Irish British Protestant who supports the orange order.

by lervet June 6, 2003

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007

California Bastard

also known as a CB, it`s a guy who dresses only in Hollister, American Eagle, or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing as if they lived in California.

Guy1: Yo, check out that guy with all his Hollister crap, what a california bastard

by C K Y April 6, 2009

Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.

Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".

by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006