Doss bast

someone who is very annoying.
someone who does something that is disguisting.
someone who has been to luxemburg!

shut up you doss bast!
you stink you fucking doss bast!
get away from me before i deck you, you doss bast!

by Luke john william smith December 9, 2008

self basket

when you masturbate while laying on your back and shoot cum into your own mouth.

Blaine enjoys a nice protein shot, so he enjoys making a self basket every night.

by SpeedyTaco May 24, 2014

home-basing

"The act of staying home (vs. going out) to share experiences with family and friends—as in staying in is the new going out. "

A new trend due to the rise of in-home tech like Alexa and Netflix, in-home delivery like Seamless and Blue Apron—cooking night is the new date night, etc.

We're home-basing this weekend
The new home-basing trend

by sailingchance November 10, 2018

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Josh Bastin

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!

Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.

by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020

Colour Bass

Colour Bass is a very cool 😎 and colorful 🌈 fish.
Some Colour Bass fish include Chime, who invented the Colour Bass in a meth lab with the help of Rushdown Records.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard of Colour Bass?
Person 2: No, fuck you.

by sinnth June 12, 2022

shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017