'ARE YOU OFF YOUR BARNETTO!?!?!'
'off ya barnetto arnt ya mush?'
'im gonna get proper off my barnetto tonight me marra!'
callum: 'i dont wanna get drunk tonight'
rochelle and zoe: 'ARE YOU OFF YOUR BARNETTO?!'
'off ya barnetto arnt ya mush?'
'im gonna get proper off my barnetto tonight me marra!'
callum: 'i dont wanna get drunk tonight'
rochelle and zoe: 'ARE YOU OFF YOUR BARNETTO?!'
by zoe and rochelle April 2, 2008
Get the off ya barnetto mug.The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor
Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.
by Eldo76 November 20, 2010
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A family that was originated in Crosspool, Sheffield. The family is well known around the streets of Sheffield.
They have nicknames such as 'Dransfield Road Wonders', 'The Barnett package' and more.
The known family includes the parents Johnathan and Joanna along with there 2 very special sons, Samuel (The more nerdy one) And Matthew (Stem - The more depressive Emo one).
Close friends usually mock the son Matthew for being such a dopey chuff. These friends vary from Sam Whelan to Lawrence Snowden.
They have nicknames such as 'Dransfield Road Wonders', 'The Barnett package' and more.
The known family includes the parents Johnathan and Joanna along with there 2 very special sons, Samuel (The more nerdy one) And Matthew (Stem - The more depressive Emo one).
Close friends usually mock the son Matthew for being such a dopey chuff. These friends vary from Sam Whelan to Lawrence Snowden.
by niktA maS July 29, 2009
Get the Barnetts mug.Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion.
by Sergio Garcia August 16, 2006
Get the barley soup mug.When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class in Bartlett Hall his/her erection is called a 'Bartlett Brat'.
Instructor: "CDT X, come up here and help me with this demonstration of Newton's 2nd Law"
CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."
CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."
by RageLincoln March 6, 2013
Get the Bartlett Brat mug.Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.
Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"
by He-Evelyn January 28, 2014
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