Australian Uppercut
Australian Uppercut by SlipknotKid01 January 9, 2011
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Australian lips by That One Croatian May 17, 2014
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Australian Piss
The act of urinating on a girl's "down under" after engaging in sexual intercourse. Alternative to the American "golden shower".
Mate 1: Did you root that girl last night?
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
Australian Piss by magpiealert September 5, 2016
Australian Tailgate
An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.
First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
Australian Tailgate by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018
Australian Scout Jamboree
an awesome scout event where scouts come from all over the globe to spend two weeks camping & doing awesome stuff like going to waterparks,waterslides,concerts,car smashing & more. often shortened as AJ with the year
Australian Jamborees rule!
Australian Jamborees rule!
Australian Scout Jamboree
Ted: Hey Phil,remember AJ2010?
Phil:Yeah it kicked ass!
Ted:Yeah,especially when you got crushed in the mosh pit at the concert
Phil: Shutup Ted.
Ted: Hey Phil,remember AJ2010?
Phil:Yeah it kicked ass!
Ted:Yeah,especially when you got crushed in the mosh pit at the concert
Phil: Shutup Ted.
Australian Scout Jamboree by cheesemutt April 18, 2010