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Asshole

A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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Very simple. It is a person that makes you feel like shit.
Look at that oblivious Asshole. He doesn't have the slightest clue how offensive he really is! Smfh!

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by cheapsoot November 17, 2017
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A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, and/or ableist.

If a white person says the N word, they're a fucking asshole.
If a cishet person uses the F slur, they're a fucking asshole.
If you use the R slur or use the word "autistic" as an insult, you're a fucking asshole.

However, if you do any of that, don't worry. You can leave your asshole like ways behind by educating yourself, being kinder, listening to minorities, and apologising to everyone you've hurt. Just don't stay an asshole.
Edgy memer: Lol look at that r*t*rd*d n*gg*r.
Normal person: Dude, stop that. Seriously, you're being an asshole!
by CanIJustMakeADefinitionAlready December 28, 2018
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A man named Entei on Twitter that trades accounts for a mobile game, get's good stuff on it and doesn't give it back and makes up retarded excuses
Entei is such an asshole and won't give me my account back
by Super Kami Blitz December 3, 2016
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You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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No asshole can be as stinky and as rotting as a classic rock fan.
by NagisaHazukiSucks September 28, 2013
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