Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014

Alarm cock

waking up a female with sex

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock

by Smilebeats March 5, 2015

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Allar akbar

The autism way of saying Allahu Akbar.

autist: ahaha *screeech* ALLAR AKBAR
normal person: it's allahu akbar*

by seenarmy March 8, 2017

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

Alarria

A beautiful girl who is very outgoing and courageous and loyal but also timid to try new things. is nice until you get on her bad side and then she may ruin your life and walk away smiling. She is a light to all around her and brings a smile among anybody she talks to. Loves to laugh and rarely cries but often gets upset and loses sight of what’s important. Sometimes tries to please everyone around her so much that she doesnt make sure she’s happy also. Is always willing to give advice and to be there for people when they need it. And is not afraid to tell you what you need to hear rather than what you want to hear. will be by your side until the end and will show you endless amounts of affection and love, but at a certain point will begin to push you away.

Alarria is upset today

by Yuuurrr March 26, 2019

ariarn

People named Ariarn always get taken advantage of those that begin with the letter J.

Ariarn, J**** takes advantage of you too much

by Asdfrsdfisdfasdfrsdfn April 18, 2019