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Argus

When you have sexual relations with your cousin and eventually marry them. Usually a female but can be a male.
My cousin and I are in an Argus relationship!
by Midgetlover01 April 18, 2024
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Argus

A fat piece of shit who is from Montreal Quebec. He does not workout he does not leave the house and all he is sleep eat and play video games. He has no job and lives n his mom’s basement . He is a pathological liar who talks shit about everyone . He is a mommas boy with no future . If you run into him he’s a con artist .
I asked Argus to visit me but he’s too lazy to leave the house . !
by Argus. Asshole May 6, 2024
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Agism

Bullying an elderly or young person about their age.
John was being agism
by Wargom July 2, 2024
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Argilian

Argilians frequent the land of Argyle; they were born there, they stay there, they die there ( sooner than almost everyone else) and to everyone's "delight" they procreate at a level similar to rodents or insects.

It was said the First Argilian (The Prime Argilian, Father Argyle) was born eons ago(old piece of dust), anointed in an unholy sacrament of alcohol, drugs, loose change, and alcohol on a bed of empty beer cans in a van down by the river. This depraved act began a revolution; it begin in the sewers and now the surface is littered with them. They frequent liquor stores, mini marts, Walmart's; anywhere where their few needs can be met.

We cannot get out: we cannot get out
they have taken the LCBO and it's parking lot.

we cannot get out: the end

comes soon we hear drums, drums in the deep.
They are coming

Dietrich, in his last moments as Manager

Argilians appear normal from distances of 20m or more, but upon closer inspection they share features of Orcs or Goblins. Skin may be mistaken for a catchers mitt or an Elephants sphincter, there is no in-between. Strong wrists from a life time of holding beer cans/bottles is an evolutionary marvel. Hunched or with a limp, with a bag full of cans or bottles they trudge along the streets of Argyle. Some think these features count as a weakness but they would be mostly right. The closer to the ground one is, the better the viewing for change and mostly-smoked cigarette butts.
The Argilians are thriving in Argyle!
by narsnail July 16, 2024
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Arisa

Top 10 person EVER. Shes so smart and creative, its insane how shes able to pull it off all at once. LOVES hispanic boys and is very independent. Never expected to depend on a man. EVERR. She has one reallyyyy cute cat. (Side note: her body is tea to the MAX)
“Omg is that Arisa?”
Duhh who else would it be, shes one of a kind.”
“Omg her butt is so fat”
by Jajshxzjzksjfag December 15, 2024
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Aris Cock

Aris cock is so huge it lures females from every angle desperately wanting to suck on it.
She wanted to suck on aris cock but I was like nah bitch, suck on my nuts instead.
by ghjd1312 February 6, 2025
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Arisaha

"Arisaha" is a finnish term. The term implies the action of "sawing" a persons wrist with your flat hand ( As if your holding out paper in rock paper scissors) whilst grimacing as if angry. "Arisaha" is unfortunately lost to history, though some are trying to bring it back.
"ARIISAHAAA!"
"Chill bro! Arisaha is buried in the past."
by ASINUHRI December 9, 2025
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