Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Albert Jr

He is so cute hot and charming period and every girl crushes him like just cant be resisted

I want to marry Albert Jr .

by dgkssfkkl February 22, 2021

Albert Breaker

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 April 26, 2011

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019