brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

bs alarm

It´s the exact moment you realize someone is bullshitting you big time.

When Jane was telling me that unbelievable story about her sister , my bs alarm went off.

by Mar das Cuxinhas September 12, 2016

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning

Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item

by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020