Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.
Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.
Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.
by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
