abstinence

Choosing not to have sex until you are married. If you're into this then FINE but don't act like you're all smart because of it. It's a CHOICE, and just because you choose to follow it doesn't make you any more intelligent than your peers. Don't push your religious bullshit on others either, just because your buddies are horndogs and enjoy a little pussy every now and then doesn't make them any less intelligent than your fat ass.

Did you hear Adon's excuse for why he's a virgin? He says he believes in abstinence! Stupid nerd has no game is more like it.

by RandomPseudonym August 21, 2008

abuse

1) To physically hit someone.
2) To bang sometihng e.g. block of bread: bread abuse.
3) To hurt someone by hitting, kicking, slapping, punching.
4) To hit an animal; animal abuse.
So abuse means to hit someone or something physically.

Person #1: *bangs a block of bread on the table*
Person #2: Dude, what's with the bread abuse?

by I Love Emo Boyz! April 20, 2007

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

abushacuh

Pronounced uh-bush-uh-cuh
A slang word for yeah right, originating in the south.

Bob: Dude, your girlfriend is ugly.
You: Abushacuh!

Lucy: Those shoes, do not match your bag.
You: Abushacuh!

by Erin Martin March 4, 2008

Abster

Someone who is incredibly ripped. They automatically get all women. Their rock hard abs can deflect anything that gets in their way. Their unable to fit through doorways due to being so big.

Hot women: omg do you see that man, he is such an abster.

by rippedguy201 June 29, 2020

Marker Abuser

A person; either male or female, who abuse markers, used for coloring, and artistic desgin.

"That fucking dick!"

"Dude he is such a fucking marker abuser!"

"I know man he used up all of the red and broke the tips off of all the green and blue ones!"

by Bob Saget Fa Life April 2, 2010