angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 02, 2009

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carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

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Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger

me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff

by fitzsbrokenlegs April 12, 2022

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