Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.

my shaft is fucking massive

by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.

1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"

by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis

"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"

by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022

rusty shaft

A penis with a slight glazing of feaces on after anal intercourse

I fucked her in the ass but now I have a rusty shaft

by No T in Racism March 1, 2015

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need

“Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”

by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017