new jersey stew

when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.

I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!

by tyler akers March 3, 2005

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Paper Airplane Stew

The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing

Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it

by Naughty_Nazi November 21, 2016

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mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.

sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.

by Peen Lord 6969 December 11, 2019

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Beef Stew in a Crockpot

When you are eating her out and accidentally chunky vomit inside of her vagina.

Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.

Guy #2: That is vile man....

by The Plate December 31, 2021

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your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

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