When you are piss drunk off of fireball in the middle of a Phoenix summer and accidentally shit your pants in the hotel room as you are aggressively throwing up the hot cinnamon concoction.
by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Phoenix is a wonderful girl who is not that intelligent. Super cute girl that all the guys fall for. She loves hanging out with her friends. She is great at doing hair, but usually goes for a high pony. She can’t be trusted for everything but can be friends with anyone. She is a little bit boy crazy, and loves to break hearts. All in all, treat your Phoenix with love and respect, and she will love you forever
Guy 1: bro who is that new hot girl??
Guy 2: bro that’s my girlfriend Phoenix
Guy 3: dang dude, you did done it!
Guy 2: bro that’s my girlfriend Phoenix
Guy 3: dang dude, you did done it!
by Phoenix’s best friend June 6, 2019

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by Skibidi dop dop October 8, 2023

A person who is always late or never shows up has black hair and for some reason likes basketball. They are not that good of a friend and they always blame everything on you.
by That one rock September 28, 2023

An academic phoenix is a person who will crash and burn their grades for the current semester, with the hope of doing better in the next. "Pulling an academic phoenix" is risky, and is widely regarded as "a bad fucking move" as it can easily destroy your chances of getting scholarships if done wrong.
To be an academic phoenix, you have to be able to pull your grades back from the depths of hell. Otherwise, you'd just be a failure.
To be an academic phoenix, you have to be able to pull your grades back from the depths of hell. Otherwise, you'd just be a failure.
"Alright, I won't be able to finish my project in time. Guess I'll just be an academic phoenix."
"Dude, just stop being lazy and do your damn project."
"Dude, just stop being lazy and do your damn project."
by duckduckhellno October 27, 2020
