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jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"
by kathy le October 23, 2008
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Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008
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bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It
British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"
by British Loyalist March 30, 2009
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jonathans dick

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.
by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017
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jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.
Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
by jonokauf December 7, 2013
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Jonathan Nguyen

Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.
Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing
by Heyyminute May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan, Hes a real fuck boy
by Daddy167497257 February 28, 2017
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