A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.
Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"
by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015
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by T.AlwaysB4U January 19, 2009
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by supernanturallover2245 October 1, 2011
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Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.
Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.
Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.
Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.
Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.
Woman: *post a photo in a car enthusiasts group, showing off her new car. In the photo, she is leaning against the car while wearing her tightest clothing, her ass sticking out.
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"
Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"
Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"
by snоw January 3, 2022
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Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.
Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.
Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.
Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.
by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017
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3) A very sexy woman; naturally able to sexually excite and inspire a man.
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by Lil Oven April 20, 2009
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- smells like stale cigarettes
- owns at least one fleece pullover (preferably with a wolf howling at the moonlight on it)
- purchases all bras at Walmart (or does not wear one)
- is over age 40
- purchases eyeglasses at the local convenience store and wears them around neck on a string
- has long straggly hair (usually greying and quite unkempt)
- may or may not own a crossbow/gun
- 100% owns a fishing rod
- drinks beer, only beer
- very conversational, will strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere
- will also tell you their life story and use uncomfortable anecdotes
- wears old running shoes (buys new pair every 10 years on average)
- smells like stale cigarettes
- owns at least one fleece pullover (preferably with a wolf howling at the moonlight on it)
- purchases all bras at Walmart (or does not wear one)
- is over age 40
- purchases eyeglasses at the local convenience store and wears them around neck on a string
- has long straggly hair (usually greying and quite unkempt)
- may or may not own a crossbow/gun
- 100% owns a fishing rod
- drinks beer, only beer
- very conversational, will strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere
- will also tell you their life story and use uncomfortable anecdotes
- wears old running shoes (buys new pair every 10 years on average)
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by choirfreak February 1, 2016
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