John Kerry is a butt wipe
by cody h December 05, 2005
When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
by Banana Split March 02, 2017
When one sharts in his cargo shorts, then uses a public park bathroom to complete the job, flushes the toilet, then proceeds to wet one-ply public bathroom toilet paper in the recently flushed bowl to clean the clean the aforementioned shart from his soiled boxer shorts. The Sully Wipe is completed by putting the boxer shorts (wet with public toilet water) back on, and exiting the bathroom.
by Moorpark Apt August 11, 2009
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.
"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.
"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."
"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."
"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
by WordWally June 05, 2009
by Jimmy Mc May 02, 2007
A person that's a retard and wants to always kill themselves. A nigga wipe is a nigga wipe. It is what it is. Booty
by Jiji418 December 11, 2016