turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

Turner

Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.

Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!

by Yate Massive August 19, 2022

Turner, turUner, turneR

Turner, turUner, turneR

Turner, turUner, turneR

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Kayle turner

A basic black bi**h ! Someone who goes a around and plays those f Boi more than they can play her.

Hey its a kayle turner !

by Ashhh15667 March 16, 2017

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

Turner

A last name of a bad ass mother fucker

_______ Turner is a bad ass

by T56865 October 23, 2019