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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015
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Tent city chick

A person with a vagina nowadays,has a seemingly homeless girl tan, looks like she's been around the block 5 thousand times to all her "guy" friends, has a crackhead mentality without even knowing, hates showers , says the word "girl" way too much, and speaks with a southern accent.
Look at all those tent city chicks selling them selves.
by Roger Walter lookalike January 25, 2023
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Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.
Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.
by Polymerisation April 11, 2011
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root
Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox
by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018
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Earthen tent

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"
by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021
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