dylan

A white kid who would commit a mass shooting

Who shot up that school yesterday? Oh it was a teen named Dylan

by Bosskid1213 November 25, 2016

Dylan

Any male with a micropenis, this is usually accompanied with napoleon syndrome and penis envy for anything over 2".

Girl it was such a disappointment!!
Such a Dylan!!!

by DMoore11 November 28, 2016

Dylan

An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.

Oh, that kid is such a Dylan - he's just an emo faggot.

by Sesshyrocksme April 14, 2010

Dylan

A fag who takes it up the ass twice a week.

Oh he got dylanend.

by wowzwers1234567890 April 11, 2009

Dylan

A guy with a really small penis that takes it in the bum by a gay raccoon

You got Dylan so hard last night

by Coonchesse September 9, 2014

dylan

1. filthy little scene kid cum-guzzling gutter-slut who converted to scene-ism after being an abercrombie whore.
2. bitch, who has countless "friends with benefits" who really arent because she always drags them in emotionally and then eats their souls.
3. synonymous with succubus

wow! hes hot, i think ill fuck him and then suck his soul out of his cock!"
"you're such a Dylan"

by anna geerlings January 5, 2008

dylan

a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys

man hes such a dylan

by bhvjgajkdbflkavl February 13, 2009