Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.

WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20

by jeff roller October 7, 2020

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

pink yogurt headed slingers

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................

Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.

by playboychika13 April 27, 2008

Yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G)

A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.

Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.

by Pecoreal October 16, 2019

purple headed yogurt slinger

a dirty niggers cock.

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

dribble dribble dribble dribble

by deederpii October 24, 2009