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Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
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Floating pizza

Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".
Shit girl, we're getting floating pizza this evening
by dameatballz March 31, 2011
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She’ll float

Term of appreciation for a well-endowed female.

Short for “She will float”.
Look at those, she’ll float for sure!
by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021
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Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
by Krqkan September 24, 2016
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Mythering, tell them float

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.
"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"
by 84matt460 April 5, 2021
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